I’m not funny. I try, but that gene was left out when God created me. But as a writer, I realize people like a sense of humor in a story. It’s like butter on broccoli or honey on toast–the words just taste better. I wrote several articles in my quest for humor:
But what I really needed was to LEARN how to be funny. I started by writing down the funny one-liners I heard so I could adapt them to my story. That helped, but writers must be original so I bought a few books.
One is Comedy Thesaurus by Judy Brown (Quirk Books 2005). She organizes 3,241 ‘quips, quotes and smart*** remarks’ alphabetically by topic, crediting the person who said it, so you can find one that fits your theme–topics like
- beauty (There are a lot of good-looking men out there. But keep in mind that no matter how cute and sexy a guy is, there’s always some woman somewhere who is sick of him)
- elections (we have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is someone will win)
- occupations (I used to be a furniture salesman. Problem was, it was my own)
Here are some of the quips she recounts for readers:
- When I gave birth, I had twins, my daughter and my husband. They were both immature and bald.
- I love to sleep. It’s the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious (Rita Rudner)
- My husband is from England and has never seen a football game before. So I could tell him anything I wanted. I told him it was over at half time. (Rita Rudner–she’s so funny)
- I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog (Wendy Liebman)
- What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance e you’ll wind up naked (Jerry Seinfeld)
- I never drink coffee at work. It keeps me awake (Judy Brown)
- My brother-in-law gave up his job because of illness. His boss got sick of him (Henny Youngman)
- A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking (Jerry Seinfeld)
- If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know? (Steven Wright)
- I tell you, I don’t get no respect. The Surgeon General offered me a cigarette (Rodney Dangerfield)
- The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner (Roseanne Barr)
In two weeks, I’ll review a book that purports to teach you to be funny. That’s tantalizing, isn’t it? Drop by to check it out.
Jacqui Murray is the editor of a technology curriculum for K-fifth grade and creator of two technology training books for middle school. She is the author of Building a Midshipman, the story of her daughter’s journey from high school to United States Naval Academy midshipman. She is webmaster for five blogs, an Amazon Vine Voice book reviewer, a columnist for Examiner.com, Editorial Review Board member for Journal for Computing Teachers, IMS tech expert, and a weekly contributor to Write Anything and Technology in Education. Currently, she’s editing a thriller for her agent that should be out to publishers this summer. Contact Jacqui at her writing office or her tech lab, Ask a Tech Teacher.
How did I miss this post, Jacqui? I need funny-help. Some of my characters are funnier than I am, but I have no idea where that comes from since I’m not funny by nature. 😀
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Oh, I know how I missed it. It’s from 2012! 🙂
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I guess I haven’t had a lot to say about ‘funny’ since then! How funny.I may have to reconsider this topic.
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My husband’s funny and I often steal his lines for books. I’m just not!
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Reblogged this on wheremabelgo and commented:
All the humour that I can’t attain.
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Thanks for the reblog!
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Well, this certainly is one attention grabbing title! Especially for me 😉
I agree, humor is something that you’re either born with or else you have to work pretty hard to cultivate it.
I’m going to have a look at the resources mentioned above..
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I love novels with a touch of humor, but it’s beyond me. Doesn’t stop me from trying, though!
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Reblogged this on quirkywritingcorner and commented:
I like a touch of humor in my books, but there are more times people don’t see the same humor I do.
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Thanks for the RB!
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great blog Jacqui…enjoying reading your posts
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Thanks, Kavita. I like your blog, too–so positive!
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Thank you so much ..I feel honored to hear that from you !
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